Post by kimmi on Sept 16, 2005 17:11:10 GMT -5
How To Shower Like a Woman
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
> to lights and darks.
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> Get in the shower.
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
> Shave armpits and legs.
> Turn off shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> Get out of shower.
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> How To Shower Like a Man
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> in a pile.
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
> 'woo-woo'
> sound.!
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
> Get in the shower. Wash your face.
> Wash your armpits.
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> Pee.
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
> Partially dry off.
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
> the whole time.
> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
> Throw wet towel on bed.
> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!
>
>
>
> Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according
> to lights and darks.
> Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do
> more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
> Get in the shower.
> Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and
> pumice stone.
> Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
> vitamins.
> Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
> Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
> Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until
> red.
> Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
> Rinse conditioner off hair.
> Shave armpits and legs.
> Turn off shower.
> Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
> Spray mold spots with Tilex.
> Get out of shower.
> Dry with towel the size of a small country.
> Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
> Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
> If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
> How To Shower Like a Man
> Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them
> in a pile.
> Walk naked to the bathroom.
> If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the
> 'woo-woo'
> sound.!
> Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
> Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt.
> Get in the shower. Wash your face.
> Wash your armpits.
> Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
> Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
> Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
> Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.
> Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
> Pee.
> Rinse off and get out of shower.
> Partially dry off.
> Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub
> the whole time.
> Admire wiener size in mirror again.
> Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
> Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
> If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the
> 'woo-woo' sound again.
> Throw wet towel on bed.
> I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING 'CAUSE MOST OF IT'S TRUE!!!!
>
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